Steve,
This isn’t a pile on session, I’ve seen the ignorant bashing you incessantly.   I’m too tired). I’m not here to do the same.  Well of course I am. Its fun, its the NEW new thing to bash Apple for not providing everyone their own personal spaceship to Mars (see previous blog post).
iPad: This name, sucks. Steve, next time spend some money on drugs like you used to do (I’m from your past) and come up with something sexy like “The Apple Tablet”. At least it isn’t blah and sound like some hygiene product. That one’s free, pay me and I’ll let Joroto make a memorable descriptive name. We do that for a living. We’re idea men (yes we’re gay mwhahaaa).

The iPad will succeed, and not because Apple’s behind it. Steve did a good job at a first cut features list. One glaring missing one is the video iChat. He would’ve cornered the market on that one. The iChat on the Macbook is seamless, impressive, rock solid, awesome. Now I’ll REALLY tell you what I think.

The price on the iPad is correct.

Those with a hundred gadgets won’t buy it because, well they’re gadget freaks and ran up their credit card bills. They can’t afford it and are envious. Those of us who held off buying a netbook waiting for a tablet type device will buy one. I will be in line for one. I believe it will serve the niche when I ride the tram or wait in queue at the unsympathetic doctor’s office. I need another, um script.
The larger size is good. The display is gorgeous. Processor is fast.
Oh NOOOO no multiple apps ALL running at the same time. Save me Superman ahhhhhh I’m falling. Pinheads listen closely. No a little closer. If you want that BUY A LAPTOP. You’ll have the screen real estate to have a movie AND browser open. OH JOY. You can be completely distracted and not remember either the movie nor what you scanned on the Internet. Duh.
On the netbooks people RAILED at Microsoft for limiting, yet another windows OS, from being able to run only 3 apps because it would bog down the Atom. Well some of our Quad core 4G systems are bogged down by Windows Vista 7. Ummm well my work here is done.

The 3G plan price is excellent.

The ebook reader app (or whatever) is fine and I’ll buy into that one. Where this will kill (small k) the Kindle is in the rich output of the books. I don’t care a rat’s a** about the authors. They will or won’t get paid. If one doesn’t pay the workers, then the workers stop working. Very simple. From what I’ve read, the authors barely get paid anything now. I couldn’t imagine trying to eek out a living as a no-name author. It HAS to be just a Napoleon complex for them. Its like the rush we get from open source (umm I mean others, not us good corporate drones who work for a paycheck).

iPad needs a webcam though Steve. Did you miss this, or as I presume, was this left out because AT&T’s overwhelmed network couldn’t handle the crush as millions buy this device.

Another goodie is the pads wirelessly connecting to each other to play games like the Nintendo DS/DSi playthings do. Can anyone say Apple competes with Nintendo? Nintendo takes the iPlatform VERY seriously (Management: I need a researcher to insert links here). Apple, it seems, is trying to elbow into Nintendo’s bread basket. My son has a DS and MANY games (spoiled brat) and I just bought a DSi for my wife. Yep she asked for one specifically. She uses some brain game, and my son just got Scribblenauts and says it is absolutely awesome. I’ll just take his word for it. We also have a Wii. The little punk beat me at Wii Resort’s Swordplay. One works up a sweat trying to kill his son.

The iPad will sell millions. Up to the 6-8 million in 2010 as predicted by fanboy analysts? Ummm probably not. However by Christmas 2010 I believe they will be closing fast. If they put this A4 processor into the iPhone as rumored then that will send iPhone sales up. However, can the iPhone sales go up higher than they are now? Nokia had better do something or they stand to become the next Microsoft: i.e. marginalized because they have no visionary and are paralyzed with fear about LOSING customers. Nokia needs to slap their senior management, who have been highed to MAINTAIN the business. Idiots. Don’t maintain JACK, grow the sucker. Innovate, or YES the T word THINK.

Apple will win. Others will lose. They don’t know what they don’t know. They don’t ask questions about what they don’t know. If any of you are reading this, then contact Joroto, and we can help you come up with real ideas about either extending your existing products, or creating new products that no one has thought of yet. Until then, we work on our black projects.
-T-