Mars needs women

Yeah another startup with no babes. Great. We’re geeks and we must be gay.
Can someone please recruit some hot intelligent women please?
Eye candy while we wile away our lives working for DA MAN.
30 hour programming sessions are too long.
Why is our blog “from the guys”? Cause there aren’t any chicks here. Isn’t that against the law?
Help me . . . . Spock.
-T-

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3 Responses to Mars needs women

  1. John Boukis says:

    Ummmmm….ummmmmm…ummmm…

    You HAVE been programming 30 hours straight haven’t you been? You are calling our company Mars and talking to Spock who does not even remember you since he got schmazzled by Genesis. Wow. Have some Pop Rocks and Coke, take a nap, and snap out of it. (Not in that order.)

    How about this: We’ll partner with any woman (anyone actually) who has the goods to fund the next project. There Tom! We are no doubt equal opportunity and that is the best you can get.

  2. John Boukis says:

    Not sure why it took me this long to remove “guys” from the blog description. In your drunken lack-of-sleep stupor you actually made a good point.

  3. Tom CTO says:

    I always make good points. When I’ve logged 30 straight hours, my information is more accurate than yours anytime day or night.

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